English 11 Planned for 2009?

Reprinted from the newest West High School publication, The Scallion.

In response to the popularity of the recently proposed English 10 curriculum, school administrators have begun to plan English 11, a standardized syllabus they believe will promote "equality in the school and confidence in the student." The course is to be implemented in the 2009-2010 school year so that West High School can end the decade "with a bang!"

However, many teachers and officials disagree on which books to feature. One faction desires a challenging curriculum that would include Othello, The Picture of Dorian Grey, and the short stories of William Faulkner. Noting that this list may expose intellectual differences between students and will thus lessen the net confidence gain of the school, an opposing faction has titled their proposal "The Life Works of Dr. Seuss: from The Cat in the Hat to Green Eggs and Ham."

The growing rift between the two factions has increasingly been manifested through harsh words. One teacher, who wished to remain anonymous, referred to the more classical curriculum as "pandering to the bourgeois interests of the University Heights junta." In response, the classical teachers noted that while "Dr. Seuss is a widely respected author and his rhymes are humorous and entertaining, his works are inappropriate for the High School setting."

Augmenting the current debate, the feminist movement has made clear their opposition to the Dr. Seuss curriculum. Says junior Anna James, "we don't need to place another dead white man up on a pedestal. The Dr. Seuss proposal is representative of the sexist academia placing the unqualified man over the more qualified woman." James has proposed her own curriculum of Virginia Wolff and Maya Angelou in a gesture the MENS club referred to as "reverse sexism."

In the end, it seems likely that Dr. Seuss will feature prominently in the English 11 curriculum. As Art Rainwater says, "why have intellectual standards when you can have artificially contrived equality that engenders undeserved confidence and intellectual apathy in the students?"

Many thanks to the Scallion staff responsible for this humorous and insightful piece.

Posted by Laurie Frost at June 12, 2006 7:46 PM
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