The 10 Commandments of Bad Parenting

Linda Thomas:

Ever have a moment when you realize the thing you always thought you were the best at, is suddenly the thing you're least skilled at doing?

I'm there with parenting, and that's why my friend Margit Crane's "10 Commandments of Bad Parenting" strikes me:

I. Be sarcastic

Don't let it bother you at all that the word means "to tear flesh." Kids are plenty sophisticated enough to understand that when you say, "Yes, of course I think you're stupid," you don't in any way mean it. Plus! You'll love it when they reach their teens and start dishing it back to you. Nothing is more lovable than a sarcastic teen!

II. Lecture, yell, nag, and be smug

Dude. Who doesn't love to cuddle up for a good lecture? And yelling just makes it that much easier to be heard. Of course, if you're one of those who (cough) doesn't believe in yelling, acting smug works great too. Saying to your kids "I'm sorry I ever birthed a sinner like you" in a calm voice is totally different than saying it in a loud voice. Besides, listening is so last century.

Posted by Jim Zellmer at July 31, 2011 2:54 AM
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